Look, all these Republicans piss me off. I'm not even going to bother linking news articles and all that. You know, I'm just not going to be that thoughtful and intelligent in this rant of a post.
Y'all, I've been reading all about this birth control stuff, this vaginal ultra-sound stuff, this calling women whores and sluts and prostitutes stuff. And it makes my blood absolutely boil.
It's also been making me think about my own little uterus, ovaries, eggs. All of which are sort of null and void since I chose a more permanent form of birth control to guarantee I wouldn't have any more kids. No little spermies will meet my eggs to swim up my tubes to implant an alien into my uterus. Ever.again. I hope, anyway......if I'm one of those women who ends up getting pregnant 14 years from now, I'm setting my GPS to nearest cliff and driving the fuck off it all Thelma and Louise like. Ooo the Grand Canyon is 4 hours away!
Anyway, so what will these Republicans do about women like me? Women who have had children and have decided they know they don't want anymore and make a decision to stop having the babies altogether? When will I be stoned?
My other very pressing question is this: I thought the Republican party was all about "little" government and people making their own decisions and the government needs to stay the fuck out of it? So why are Republicans trying to push their own crazy-ass, anti-women beliefs on the rest of us?
My suggestion for the whole of the Republican candidates and all the idiots who vote for them? Go the fuck to Afghanistan. I'm sure the Taliban would be happy to have you. Just grow a beard. Or wear a Burqa. The advantage here is, you'll have to shut the fuck up.
FUCK YEAH! Just because they are confused and scared by the female genitalia and how it works...and terrified of female sexuality...that if we can have sex like a man can there will be no way to keep us subjugated...and we'd better take away their birth control or they'll all quit having babies and take over the world! FUCK 'EM ALL. Not literally, but that's probably their problem. Then need a good lay. They don't know how to please a woman because they are all mystified by the lady bits...or they are closeted by their own party...so they can't get laid good and proper....like how Thelma did with Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise after all those years of bad sex.
ReplyDeleteYeah. They all need to get good and fucked...or go the hell away.
LEAVE MY SLUTTY LADY BITS IN PEACE!
PREACH!!!
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