Thursday, July 15, 2010
I can haz?
Life is sort of turning into just one big downer. It's totally harshing my vibe, man. So....a little Jim Sturgess with my morning cup might be a good way to start my day.
I love my husband. He makes me laugh. And sometimes I'm blown away by his intelligence. I find intelligence super sexy.
But the problem here is there's been a lot of fighting and discussing and no snogging. No snogging in 1....2....3....yeah I can't even remember how many days/weeks. No snogging also means no shagging. And I don't mean to be giving out too much information or gross anybody out, but let's face it. Sometimes a good snog can solve all of life's problems. At least for a little bit.
The sad thing is, you hit the mark where you're more pissed you haven't done it in so long rather than you want it. And right after that, you're just lonely. I'm the desperate housewife. (It's not like my husband has to ever beg for it, either, okay? That's just not how I am.)
So....a little Jim Sturgess this morning. Because right now I want him to come over and snog me.
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ReplyDeleteI sorry! I know what that's like...it's been...well, let's see here...in August I think it will be 2 years since I've had a good shag. And that was in a seedy motel with my ex. My favorite ex, but still shagging an ex is sort of one of those things you don't really want to admit to no matter how awesome they are! lol. Maybe that's why I'm so cranky all the time. I'm seriously considering employment as a not-so-high-class-more-like-middle-class call girl, at least then I'll be doing something I love and getting paid! woot.
Hopefully this little ramble has at least put a momentary, "she's so absurd" smile on your face.
:) See? Smiley face. You rock.
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