So last night I dreamed everyone I know is a vampire and we're all hanging out and chilling out in the woods and whatnot and then we're all of a sudden attacked by a bunch of dinosaurs, mostly T-Rexes because apparently they do exist and aren't extinct but the government is just keeping them secret. And we're all running around and it's chaos and then my college roomie is all "let's get away from here in my Jeep!" and I'm all "yeah!" (Her Jeep was a badass Jeep too. It's all steel reinforced or some craziness - like she was ready for T-Rexes to try to eat her - I'm just sayin'.) And we drive away from the T-Rexes to a place called......Kansas. Look, I don't even know why it's Kansas, but Kansas was the safest place away from the dinosaurs cause dinosaurs are taking over the earth again and Kansas has these huge rock formations that are actually really cool, but I'm not sure the real Kansas even has these there. The End.
You all know I'm slightly a little bit obsessed with the Zombie Apocalypse and I have dreams about it all the time. But now I'm dreaming about everyone being Vampires and a Dinosaur Apocalypse. A Dinopocalypse?! Just one more thing to be prepared for. *starts staking out caves in Kansas*
With all our apocalypse dreams...I don't think we are loony, as some people might...I think we are actually prophets, given dreams to warn others of the coming insanity!
ReplyDeleteBut who is giving us these prophecies?!
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