I should probably "unlike" Huffington Post on Facebook.
And I suppose I should "unlike" the Daily Show, the Colbert Report and Comedy Central's Indecision Forever. But how can I unlike Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert?! They're hot! You know, in a snarky, nerdy, smart kind of way (which I find incredibly sexy).
I should also maybe cover my hears and sing "la la la la la" at the top of my lungs when Husband starts his caring about current events all over me.
I should fight him to the death over the remote to change the channel from the news to E! or something. Or leave the room.
I was doing so well with actually overlooking some HuffPo stuff....focusing on the HuffPo comedy page. But now I realize I haven't accomplished 0 to not care in 60 at all. I've maybe gone from 0 to not really wanting to care, but still do kind of care a little bit...maybe a lot.
It's frustrating because I do get emotional about things. The oil spill, for example....makes me cry. Makes me weep for the ocean and for our stupid country and its stupid refusal to PROGRESS FROM OIL TO CLEAN ENERGY. Build me a fucking car that doesn't need oil for fuck's sake!! Is that too much to ask? An electric car is fine....as long as the electricity is majority solar and wind generation. Oh for fuck's sake. And can we make it so the batteries aren't made from harmful materials that leach into our ground water?! Yeah, okay, thanks.
See? Emotional! How am I supposed to not care about these things? Cheese and rice!! Someone who doesn't care come tutor me!
end rant.
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